MIM tells United Nations it won't be in transition government

As military rumors swirled concerning the viability of the
the U.S. Government, MIM has informed the United Nations that
it is unwilling to serve in a transition government for
the united $tates.

As the United $tates continues to lose the war against terrorism
where the terrorists have expended less than one-tenth of 1% of 
their resources, MIM has vowed not to serve in a transitional 
government involving Amerikan theocrats. It may take several
years for such a transition government to come to power, but
MIM believes that waiting a few more years will allow a
government with no theocrats in the U$A.

While the no-transition policy is the policy of the current
leadership of MIM, the policy will have to be confirmed in 
several MIM Congresses before that time. MIM Congress
occurs annually and elects leaders and sets policy.