Why are Arkansas wimmin opposed to gay marriage?

Answer: If Arkansas gets a lesbian reputation, why would
Bill Clinton ever come back?


Why are Arkansas men opposed to gay marriage?

Answer: They wouldn't know how to handle the last names.


Why are Utah men opposed to gay marriage?

Answer: They could spare some wives, but they would lose the
tax break for dependents.


Why are Utah wimmin opposed to gay marriage?

Answer: Don't you read the National Enquirer?


Why are Kentucky men opposed to gay marriage?

Answer: They don't want the competition for their sisters.


Why are Kentucky wimmin opposed to gay marriage?

Answer: Elvis told them to vote against it.


Why are Nebraska men opposed to gay marriage?

Answer: They believe in sharing their farm animals.


Why are Nebraska wimmin opposed to gay marriage?

Answer: Because it doesn't say anything about how many critters
are allowed in bed at the same time.


Why do Alaska men oppose gay marriage?

Answer: Me, gay? I'm not gay!


Why do Alaska wimmin oppose gay marriage?

Answer: With Osama Bin Laden on the loose, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.


Why does Missouri oppose gay marriage?

Answer: The Christians were going to support it, but then the Taliban
fell and recruiting got easier.


Why do Oklahoma people oppose gay marriage?

Answer: Actually, they don't. They just couldn't read the ballot.



Why does Ohio oppose gay marriage?

Answer: Because Michigan sucks.



Why does Michigan oppose gay marriage?

Answer: Because Ohio sucks.



Why does Mississippi oppose gay marriage?

Answer: Because then they would have to give Blacks the right to vote.



Why do Oregon people oppose gay marriage?

Answer: So they could sell houses to Republicans deported from San Francisco.


Why does Nevada oppose gay marriage?

Answer: The tourist agencies were for it, but the hookers are against all marriages.



Why does Montana oppose gay marriage?

Answer: Because Darwin was a communist.



Why do Georgians oppose gay marriage?

Answer: We don't know, but they borrowed Florida's voting machines.



Why does North Dakota oppose gay marriage?

Answer: Who the f* cares? There's no one left to marry anyway.