[Communist jokes about other political views]

Definitions

Conservative--wants to keep his shit.

Liberal--tolerates other people's shit.

Reactionary--thinks monkey shit was better.

Social-democrat--perfumes shit.

Nazi--what shit? It's a Jewish conspiracy.

Fascist--thinks s/he can hold his/her shit.

Monarchist--says king's shit don't stink.

Theocrat--says God said government shit don't stink.

Anarchist--supports the right of all people to leave shit anywhere anytime.