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by Committee for Royal Education and Etiquette, Please!
But when Blitzer mentioned Mary Cheney, the vice president's pregnant lesbian daughter, and comments by a conservative group called "Focus on the Family'' that same sex couples shouldn't raise children, Cheney made it clear he was furious."I think, quite frankly,'' Cheney said. "You're out of line with that question.''
Cheney then unleashed a death ray glare at Blitzer that had some observers joking that if looks could kill, CNN would be looking for a new anchor.(1)
The official media has been removed from the question because it is "out of line." Thus, we at Committee for Royal Education and Etiquette, Please! are proud to have underground authorization to mobilize on behalf of His Majesty.
What they don't teach at those journalism finishing schools like Columbia and Michigan is just amazing. What do they think at CNN, that Prince Cheney is some menial public servant like Clay Aiken and his daughter is a singer for Tatu?
It borders on the blasphemous and we are sure many a blaspheming heart is behind this media attack on Cheney. Prince Cheney is the incarnation, the symbol of God's Will on Earth.
When Prince Cheney says his private life is off-limits, he speaks from Divine Guidance. It is the sin of pornography that CNN does not understand. We always knew that with a man of such great material as Cheney, it was only a matter of time before he raised his scepter against that scourge of good Christians everywhere.
It is Cheney's subjects who must review their private lives in public by virtue of His Divine Will with the State's assistance. It is how He assists us in reaching our place with God. We of CREEP have often thanked Prince Cheney for this assistance. Who knows what sins lurking in our hearts would be left uncovered if not for His Omnipotence? Of course, that's excluding the other princes, foreign dignitaries, counts and dukes that naturally have their own place in God's Providence: we mean no offense to them.
While we are on the subject, we must take to task the hoi-polloi media. "Don't Open Personal Mail," says the Hartford Courant.(2) These disloyal media sent by Lucifer have reported the facts all wrong regarding the supposed first order of the King after the civic disturbances of November, 2006.
Just because His Highness has reason to believe that a personal letter might contain information on foreign intelligence, it does not mean that he needed a signing order December 20 to search the mail! Of course not, those of us who are His Majesty's most loyal subjects already know that personal mail is subject to opening. His most loyal servants already know His Majesty's Will. His Majesty's Will does not depend on a piece of paper or an explanation to his subjects, of course not!
"(Stop) Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Postman
(Wait) Wait Mister Postman
"Please Mister Postman, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a letter in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time
(Oh yeah)
For me to hear from that boy of mine
"There must be some word today
From my boyfriend so far away
Please Mister Postman, look and see
If there's a letter, a letter for me"(3)
The peons of Beezelbub even said that His Majesty was trying to keep his order a secret by attaching it to a little known bill and then managed to stifle the major media till January. Again what an outrage--His Majesty did not need to hide his first order after the civic disturbances of November.(4) Those stupid financial papers are still practicing, "coin in coffer rings; soul from purgatory springs." We could have had a program to spur some spies to write letters and catch some of those spies in the Xmas season, but apparently the spies were too suspicious already.
Oh, Prince Cheney! Worry not! We your most loyal subjects who have done the most to uphold your rule, we always knew that "terrorism" is only one growth industry and that His Majesty always had much more complete plans fully reflecting the intricacy of His Divine Will.
All good men of decent hearts! Through arduous work, MIM has rallied 49 men plus Lieberman in an upstart civic association to take up the righteous cause of His Majesty! It won't be long now before the people responsible for this pornographic attack on the Divinity will be lined up and shot. But be sure that MIM will not rest on its laurels then. The work of God on Earth is never done.
Notes:
1. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=18&entry_id=12950
2. http://www.courant.com/news/opinion/editorials/hc-letteropener.artjan17,0,230461.story?coll=hc-headlines-editorials
3. http://www.vex.net/~paulmac/carpenter/lyrics/please_mr_postman.html
4. http://uspolitics.about.com/b/a/207970.htm;
http://mediamatters.org/items/200701060002;
http://www.wwlia.org/legalnews/legal2007,1667,Bush-assumes-powers-to-open-mail-without-court-warrant.html;
http://www.voanews.com/english/2007-01-05-voa21.cfm